Average: 5 (2 votes) Navigation. 66 notes. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Published "For Whom the Bell Tolls," sold half a million copies in a couple of months and got nominated for a Pulitzer Prize. Video. Cheated on his wife, got divorced, married the other woman. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Follow. Bown in Chicago in 1899, son of a physician and a musician, weasonabwy uneventfuw chiwdhood, decided to study Jouwnawism. I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. randy writes a novel < > Most popular. Enlisted with the Red Cross during World War I, got BLOWN up in Milan and spent 6 months in hospital with severe shrapnel wounds in both legs. Cheated on his wife, got divorced, married the other woman. 5. Replies (0) Options Top. Randy Feltface (aka Randy the Purple Puppet, or sometimes just Randy) is a foulmouthed, existentialist, sober, vegan, Australian puppet.puppet created by puppeteer and writer Heath [=McIvor=]. Most popular Most recent. WHAT A GUY!. They kicked it with Pabwo Picasso. Randy Feltface, purple puppet, ping-pong-ball-eyed bon vivant, is at a two-week meditation retreat in country Victoria to "get into the zone" for his upcoming live shows. RANDY FELTFACE - ERNEST HEMINGWAY (DRAFT ONE) I forgot to add a description! During the Melbourne Fringe Festival in 2015, a purple puppet named Randy Feltface sat at a desk on a dark stage with only a typewriter at his side and proceeded to tell the life story of Ernest Hemingway in just three and a half minutes. RANDY FELTFACE - ERNEST HEMINGWAY (DRAFT ONE) RANDY FELTFACE - ERNEST HEMINGWAY (DRAFT ONE) by Randy Feltface 9 months ago 3 minutes, 29 seconds Page 7/12. Won a Nobel Prize, had a file opened on him by J. Edgar Hoover, left a bunch of shit in a safe in Cuba and moved to Idaho, paranoid that the feds were following him WHICH THEY WERE BECAUSE HE SPENT MOST OF THE 1940S WORKING FOR THE KGB, AGAIN NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP! Published another book, moved to Cuba, SHOT HIMSELF IN THE LEG WHILST AIMING AT A SHARK! Moved to Kansas City, had another kid, his dad committed suicide, he shot a lot of bears for some reason. Had a car accident, had another kid, went to Africa to kill some wild animals and got dysentery karma! Feltface recounted each of Hemingway’s trials and tribulations, each of which served to cement the writer’s legacy as a tortured legend. That really warms me up. Cheated on his wife, got divowced, mawwied the othew woman. Feltface also verbally extolled the virtues of having a typewriter on stage during the same performance. They hung out with Gertrude Stein. Got committed, received way too much electroconvulsive therapy and came out all fucked up, started hinting at suicide so immediately got recommitted, received another couple of months worth of electroconvulsive therapy, got released, put both barrels of his favorite 12-gauge shotgun into his mouth and BLEW HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF! A daily dose of art, culture and technology. With Randy Writes a Novel, however, that’s exactly what you get. EDIT: Wow, my first award! This was the first clip I ever saw and I was instantly hooked. #darksiders #azrael #our favorite librarian #the life of ernest hemingway #randy feltface #shitpost. Moved to Towonto, had a kid, moved back to Pawis, pubwished a coupwe of books. Press J to jump to the feed. Got a job as a foreign correspondent, fell in love with his roommates' sister, married her and moved to Paris. Converted to Catholicism... Cut his head open after pulling on a cord thinking he was flushing a toilet and instead ripped a skylight from the roof and smashed it onto HIS FACE! Tue, 2020-10-13 17:14 — subroutine. WHAT A GUY!. A beloved character with a hilarious reputation, Randy was originally created in 2003, the brainchild of comedian and puppeteer Heath McIvor. Became the self appointed leader of a band of village Militia outside of Paris and was subsequently brought up on charges for contravening the Geneva Convention, and GOT AWAY WITH IT LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION! posted by gottabefunky at 12:38 PM on April 2, 2019 [3 favorites] There's more. He started writing in earnest, no pun intended. 2 were here. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Quote. Powered by Laughing Squid Hosting and WordPress VIPNewsletter | Affiliate Disclosure | Privacy Policy© 1995-2021 Laughing Squid LLC, all rights reserved, Dancer Performs a Brilliant, Deliberately Clumsy Acrobatic Routine to Claude Debussy's 'Clair de lune', A Brilliant Cello Mashup of Beethoven's 'Fifth Symphony' and Led Zeppelin's 'Whole Lotta Love', Pakistani Orchestra Performs a Brilliant Sitar-Forward Cover of the Dave Brubeck Jazz Classic 'Take Five', A Wonderful Graphic That Plots the Complex Diverging Timelines Within the Entirety of 'Star Trek', The Intricate Process of Folding an Exquisitely Detailed Origami Samurai Warrior From a Single Sheet of Paper. 499 likes. Got pneumonia, moved back to Cuba and spent most of his spawe time on his boat TWACKING NAZI U-BOATS WITH A MACHINE GUN AND A PIWE OF HAND GWENADES I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP! 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