I thought each revenge was unique and customized! You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. I'm not that stupid! Alright, where is that son-of-a-bitch's wallet?! And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. I know all about Motivation Corp.! Okay, okay, fine. Clyde Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! Writing a letter to your future self can be a great way to look back on how your life has changed and find out if you're achieving the goals you set for yourself. Future Stan spits his frothy toothpaste into the sink], But in the end we know we're good for each other But why are you back in this time with us, son? And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. 616. I thought his revenge was unique and customized! Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. My Future Self n' Me. Confusion Over Stan's Birth Year (Based On Research Rather Than Fact By Creators). Stan! Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. Future self, this is my good friend,-. The truth is there's no hard evidence that second-hand smoke can kill but, we believe it's okay to lie about it as long as it gets people to stop smoking. Winter Farm. To do this, first choose the age you want to be when you read it, which will help you decide on realistic goals. Look, I run a legitimate business hre with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. Dear Future Me, First of all, I’m going to expect your life is really cool right now, because if it isn’t, all of this college crap wasn’t worth it. Stan Marsh. Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. Your authentic self is the person you are the core, the person you can be if nothing holds you back. Motivation Corp.! This whole time! Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. stan marsh. And I will work hard, for you. You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hold in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind his room, would you, Stan? Highly recommended! ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! I focus a lot on my past and typically when I write letters it is usually to the past me. Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! Stan just buries his face in his hands in frustration] My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? You're right, Linda. I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! I don't believe that he's my future self! This is what we get for deceiving our son. Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps] Me [Bus stop, next day. I don't know which swatch I like best. I hate him! Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. Okay, very nice, very nice. We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. 12/04/2002 "South Park" My Future Self n' Me (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. The T stand for Terrific. They've all been lying to us this whole time! Future Stan has a beer] Stan [right at the camera] Stop it. Your parents will drive all the way out to the school and discover that no meeting is actually taking place. You from the future. Oh. Butters, listen. Watch Episode. The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. It turns out many of the other kids have had their future selves visit too, and coincidentally they are all total losers and drug addicts. I know that's just what you told me. This will be very weird to write about I like to be in the moment and this will be interesting to go into the unknown. Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! Right. How could he possibly know all that unless... he is our son from the future. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! Not my younger self, the self that I can currently look back on and be like: "Oh, you were an idiot." I want them to have them to admit that they lied to me! See, here he is. S6 • E6. How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! Well here, Eric, I baked you a huge box of cookies as a present. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. Go have sex with yourself, asshole! 12/04/2002 Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! Listen! In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. Help me find the perfect place to run away to! Remember, trivia must be factual, provable, and it is always best to cite your source for not-so-obvious trivia. Laser-Guided Karma: Cartman mocks Stan for supposedly being a Future Loser, at the end he ends up becoming one after not taking the advice of his future self; My Future Self and Me: The Trope Namer zig-zags it. Script • How could he possibly know all that unless... he is our son from the future. I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. They didn't come back to the past, you dumbass, they're actors! Look, you can make your weiner bigger in just three weeks. Think about a project you would like new insight/inspiration into. Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. Just forget it, Cartman! Stan and Butters' future selves are just actors, but Cartman's future self really did travel back in time to meet his younger self. You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. Oh, God, it smells in here. Future Stan has a beer], One of them's messy, the other one's clean! It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! Future self, this is my good friend,-. Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. In the episode, a man claiming to be Stan's future self shows up to his house. Ohhh, that makes me angry! My God. Show More. Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind sharing his room, would you, Stan? Oh. S6 • E6. Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. Wha-, what are you lookin' for, huh Stan? Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. Full Ep. Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. He'll be playing the role of your future son. Just Stan. I don't know which swatch I like best. Wait a minute. Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! I thnk I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. [Now they have separate beds. It has such a cathartic effect and has helped me set long term goals and reminders. Just go away before we call the police! 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You don't know what you're doing! Loading... Unsubscribe from Gastspieler? After that I'll bail. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. This is my future self. My name is T. Becker. It's a big flick a fuck! Wha-, what are you lookin' for, huh Stan? It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. I thought the hangover black went really nice in the lobby. I know how it feels to be really, really pissed off at your parents. I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. Oh. Go have sex with yourself, asshole! Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden. Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. I'm running a business, Stan. I hate him! It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. Future Stan • Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. added by LilRabb. Felipe, Images • Uh well, sure thing, Stan. If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. Oh. 12/04/2002 Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. We thought the ends justified the means, but they don't. And that show is so stupid. This page contains trivia for "My Future Self n Me". So come on down and have your self a time! And he's worked up quite a future for your son. It splashes out of the bowl along with some cereal. Your son seems to be responding. I have to share my room with my future self?? Craig I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning. Yep. ¡Es verde! I'm gonna do it. Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. Wait a minute. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? They just... don't, son! Look, you can make your wiener bigger in just three weeks. Writing a letter to your future self can be a great way to look back on how your life has changed and find out if you're achieving the goals you set for yourself. It originally aired on December 4, 2002 and is rated TV-MA in the United States.. Well that's a pretty good deal. Oh no! It is lying, Butters. Okay, well let's do that then. Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. Dad, we fucking can't! Butters, we've go-! The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. 21:58. I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. I know all about Motivation Corp.! We sure hope so. He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. Alright, then we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! South Park. All I've been trying to get you guys to do is admit that you lied to me! The T stand for Terrific. I know what you mean. How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? Stan! You from the future. I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! What, uh-? In the ass. Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson from having some crap smeared on their walls! Right. Finding your authentic self involves learning who you truly are. Harmless? Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. Josh Casher My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. a-and Clyde's. Here I go. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. Future Butters It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! stan. It's just a show! Future Stan [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning. I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off. We're running away! I've beenhelping children get back at their parents ever since. Well we both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. That's why we have these consultations. Oh, I don't know. I’m going to hope you have a job, because if not, again: college=crap. Okay, well let's do that then. My God. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. Singer: So much alike, and yet so different: Stan [Stan's future self joins him in bed after freshening up in the bathroom] No. After that I'll bail. I guess it's been about four months now. I wonder if my future self knows anything about this? Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. See, here he is. What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say. Parental Revenge Center • Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. Look! ¡Arriba arriba! Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. We don't know you and you don't know us! We're running away! Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! Aw, stop it, you guys! Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I waunt, and doin' drugs when I waunt. So I don't know what to believe! Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. Motivation Corp is a fictional organization featured in the Season Six episode, "My Future Self n' Me" that is designed to motivate children. Motivation Corp. Director Why don't you get some sleep? Oh, I don't know. Well Butters, I hope you like the work. Come on, Butters, let's go. I want them to see what they did was wrong! Wait right here, Stan. And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself in the future?? You kids fucking don't fuck around with your fucking mom! I told you, I can't stand my future self. For you I've put together a really nice design. Ohhh, that makes me angry! Chris, don't you see? We have to teach our parents a lesson! Dad?? You must be exhausted. Get it! I thought the hangover black went really nice in the lobby. That looks nice. [Stan's future self turns off the light while Stan looks pissed off] That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. What?? It is lying, Butters. If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. This lady'll massage your weiner for ninety-five dollars. Future Butters. Alright, now, Stan. Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. Trey and Matt were offended by over-the-top anti-drug commercials that implied that doing drugs just once could kill you, or that purchasing drugs funded terrorists. We though the ends justified the means, but they don't. How about this? It looks kinda nice. Well, there's only one person I can blame. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. ¡Es verde! But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. "My Future Self 'n' Me" is episode 95 of the Comedy Central series South Park. I know that Mom had actually let it out. My Future Self N' Me (Original Airdate: 12/04/02) The Osbournes in South Park? Follow me back home, Stan. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want! Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. Watch Random Episode. Felipe! Recently, I was inspired during another insomniac bout to write a letter to my future self. Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? Well here, Eric, I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present. This Future Self Visualization is based on a the actual hypnotherapy script I use for real one to one personal coaching sessions. And that show is so stupid. Oh Jesus, it smells! my future self n me. Yeah. This might be our fault. added by Chibi-Chipette. Motivation Corp. • "My Future Self n' Me" is the sixteenth episode of Season Six, and the 95th overall episode of South Park.It aired on December 4, 2002. video. I guess it's been around four months now. Are you my eleven o'clock? That it is, I assure you. Aw, stop it, you guys! I know that Mom had actually let it out. Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! Here I go. Well Butters, I hope you like the work. View All Photos (1) In Theaters Streaming Movies TV Shows Opening. We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. Stan! This lady'll massage your wiener for ninety-five dollars. Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree Dad?? We have to teach our parents a lesson! Scott Silver is an American screenwriter and film director.Silver is best known for such films as Johns, 8 Mile and The Fighter, for which he was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. Future Butters. Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? Are you my eleven o'clock? Felipe! ... South Park Cartman calls himself from the future - Duration: 0:25. Thank you. Follow/Fav New Kid Stories S1-E7: My Future Me, Myself, and I By: JustCallMeButtLord The New Kid and Kenny team up to go back in time and investigate who has been pulling the strings to rebuild an abandoned science lab somewhere in Park county, and find that … A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. It is the opposite of Never the Selves Shall Meet in that the situation has no disastrous effects (at least not from the fact that the meeting occurred at … Tom, news anchor In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. It does not matter what age I am when I look back on this. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? I don't believe that he's my future self! I said, I know how you feel. Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. Oh Jesus, it smells! Sharon and Randy Marsh I want them to see what they did was wrong! He'll be playing the role of your future son. Just go away before we call the police! posted by AnonymousSxW. It's just a show! Yeah, I gotta admit. 12/04/2002 Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. Follow me back home, Stan. A trope in which a character using Time Travel encounters himself in the future or the past, and goes to introduce himself. Well now you won't have to! 1. And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. He's right. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. I'm gonna do it. But I think it's coming together real nice. Chris, don't you see? You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hole in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. Alright, where is that sonofabitch's wallet?! I hate having my future self around, too. We'll take smoking, for instance. I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- MeFuture Self -n- Me, Future Self -n- Today I want to write towards my unknown. Full Ep. South Park is the Trope Namer: "My Future Self 'N Me" is about Stan's future self landing in the present. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. Four months?? I told you, I can't stand my future self. Stan arrives with future Stan] Stan: Hey guys. Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. That looks nice. When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. My Future Self n' Me Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002 When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Oh. The truth is there's no hard evidence that second-hand smoke can kill but, we believe it's okay to lie about it as long as it gets people to stop smoking. They didn't come back to the past, you dumbass, they're actors! You don't know what you're doing! The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. Original Songs. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. ¡Aquí es verde, señor! You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. Oh no! It's so cool to see you guys. Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. Alright, now, Stan. You must be exhausted. Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. My Future Self n' Me. [an air of determination appears] Amd I need to learn to behave myself! Well, there's only one person I can blame. Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. [Stan crosses his … Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. Winter Park. Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? Ey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek? Well now you won't have to! So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. You're right, Linda. It's so cool to see you guys. It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. This whole time! It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! I know that's just what you told me. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, Mona Marshall. 21:58. My Future Self N' Me (Original Airdate: 12/04/02) The Osbournes in South Park? So, everything is working out with your future actor? Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? Yearh, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. All I've been trying to get you guys to do is admit that you lied to me! I have no idea, man. Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! He's me when I'm 32. And he's worked up quite a future for your son. Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. "My Future Self 'n' Me" South Park : List of South Park episodes "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" is the 15th episode of the sixth season of the American animated series South Park, and the 94th episode of the series overall. No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get rid of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. Oh. I said, I know how you feel. He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. The ends justify the means. He knows everything Stan knows. Future Self Meditation Script Get yourself comfortable and relax more deeply focussing on your breathing for a while. I hate having my future self around, too. I know what you mean. Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? Dude, that's not extreme enough! Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. Just forget it, Cartman! I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. It's driving me crazy! How about this? 616. Ah, here he is. You really came through. Stan I I just, I just, ...my first idea. Original Songs. Professor Chaos. Hi Everyone! — Jaison (@jaisonsaji) November 9, 2020. Okay, Butters, let's start with you. Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. Ey, you wanna go upstaris and play hide and go seek? Yeah, I gotta admit. We don't know you and you don't know us! Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. Synopsis. Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? But I think it's coming together real nice. marsh. You really came through. When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! Butters, we've go-! Show More. ¡Arriba arriba! What, uh-? I have no idea, man. Butters, listen. Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. Scott Silver. South Park. What my company does is in. We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! Me, Stan Marsh • Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. I know how it feels to be really, really pissed off at your parents. It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. I have to share my room with my future self?? 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